Inspired by recent occurrences, it has been decided to resurrect our blog. Which only leads me to ponder: it’s strange the people and places life takes us to. Let us journey shall we? Let us explore the unpredictability of a day in the life of…
Sure. Orange juice and tequila seem like staple liquids at any given drunken get together, but when the combination turns into a fashion statement—forget your shoes, forget the bag; just grab the keys and GO. Drive away from the sensible law abiding screamers atop porches playing beer pong, winning and losing.
Such a night is a night like no other. A rarity.
And there she was that day, with a morning that compelled her to do one thing—with determination, with soul, with style. To drink was her goal; and admirably she did from the early hours of the morn till the slowing minutes of the eve. But amidst the shots and chasers were the chugging of brewskies.
So there she stood, among the men. One of which there’s…a history. An ambiguous affair as predictable as New England weather. Clearly the objective: to play it cool. This day of days however, had something else in store. For after she chugged that beer, like she had many times before, she turned to her interest with words of lust, only instead to drench him in the brightest orange-vom combination of alcohol.
Without a word or belonging or second to spare she shuffled for her keys and smoothly but with speed walked to her car and drove off. She only anticipated being gone for an hour or so to freshen up accordingly. But on days such as these, when she got home, she was staying home.
Alas, when she awoke, her phone was clouded with faded recollections of the nights past events along with written reminders from…concerned lovers. Such insights included:
Are you alive?
Did you get a dui?
…thanks for the puke t-shirt…
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I offer this so that you too can share those rare, unforgiving days—perhaps a challenge to the brave…
Liberation follows the aftermath.


